Jeff-Jeff and Princess Jenn


About Jeff-Jeff and Princess Jenn:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away….

It was a period of civil photography war. Rebel photographers, striking from a hidden base have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Photography Association.

During the battle, rebel photographers managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH LIGHTING – the kind of lighting you get at every single church and just about every reception hall created ever and can we even just TALK about blue uplighting for a second I mean come on, no where in this bride’s contract does she say, “I want to look like a Smurf!” but ok I’m getting carried away – an armored (?? I mean why not it could be armored, right??) lighting setup with enough mixed lighting and fluorescent bulbs to make every photographer weep on the inside.

Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Jenn and her loyal sidekick Jeff-Jeff race home aboard their starship (which is really a 2012 Toyota Camry), custodian of the stolen plans that can save the photography race and restore freedom to the world of photography.


About Their Presentation

Princess Jenn and Jeff-Jeff have years of experience fighting the evil GPA. Their talk will primarily be focused around the correct piloting of the Millenium Falcon (which can, if run correctly, make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs), tactics for evading the evil Galactic Photography Association, how to make sure the Wookie always wins, and proper care and grooming of mustaches.

Their talk will take place the second Tuesday of next week at precisely 5:35:75. Dress is pirate casual. Please feel free to bring a notebook, writing utensils, and anything else you deem helpful for taking down the evil GPA. You know, like blasters, tie fighters, brownies, blow darts, Tyrion Lannister, nerf guns, helpful stuff like that. Bounty hunters are, however, strictly prohibited. Anyone caught trying to smuggle in a bounty hunter will immediately be fed to the sarlacc pit.

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